Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

DVD - 2010
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Sink your teeth into the Extended Bite Me Edition, with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf.
Publisher: Beverly Hills, Calif. : Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, ©2010
Characteristics: 1 videodisc (82 min.) : sound, color ; 4 3/4 in
Edition: Extended bite me ed
Credits: Director of photography, Shawn Maurer ; film editor, Peck Prior ; music, Christopher Lennertz.
Performers: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader, Ken Jeong, Nick Eversman.
Audience: Unrated [and] MPAA rating: PG-13; for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying. CHV rating: PG. OFRB rating: 14A
Language Note: English (5.1 Dolby Digital) or French (Dolby Surround) dialogue; Spanish subtitles; English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing; closed-captioned
UPC: 024543718277
Call Number: DVD V


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List - Spoofed
JeffcoMoviesTV Nov 04, 2018

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

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Jul 07, 2014

great movie laugh out loudish

MrDrProfessorPatrick Dec 13, 2013

Many people are saying that this is only funny if you have read the books. I watched it from start to finished, and as someone who read all of the books, I disagree. I was hoping for a clever parody, but all of the jokes seemed to have been thought up by someone who only watched the commercials for the movies and read negative reviews of the book. The jokes made throughout the movie are focused around the obvious things that you know they're going to make fun of, but they don't really go much farther than that. I've seen much funnier high quality Youtube parodies. Your time would be better spent watching those.

Jul 20, 2013

Funniest movie ever. Sure, there are a couple parts that are only funny if you read the books but still pretty good. Great if you're having down day.

Jun 14, 2013

I want Bite me to look like, "Bite me, I dare you." Then this unleases a world of opportunity for her to bother him endlessly.

Rinve Jul 27, 2012

This is mostly stupid but with corny jokes that actually make me laugh.

GalaxieBlast Jan 30, 2012

I normally have a high tolerance for bad movies, but this one I couldn't stomach the whole way through.

The jokes and references the director makes about Twilight are more ironic than funny, because you'd have to be watching and reading the books pretty closely to get what he's talking about.

Dec 08, 2011

This movie was O.K. not good, not great. Just O.K.

Sep 03, 2011

Oh my god this movie was worst one I have ever seen! I turned it off not even half way. It was boring not funny at all.

Sep 02, 2011

It is a pretty poor movie when the best scenes are what you saw in the trailer.

Aug 23, 2011

The movie is what it is meant to be. A total spoof and nothing too serious. Of course the acting is gonna be bad, the story is going to be outlandish and the plot is going to..well, suck. I mean, it is a spoof on Twilight, a movie that is pretty stupid to begin with.

Though as spoofs go, this one is one of the bottom of the barrels but as long as you have really low expectations and watch it just for the stupidity of it all, then you are alright.

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